guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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