Duck Duck Cougar?
My Higher Power is John Stamos
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
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Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
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Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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