if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I just saw a hot homeless man
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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