at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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