Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
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he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
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He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
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