O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Randomize
