You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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