I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
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Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
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Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
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