Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
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how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
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The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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