I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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