I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
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So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
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She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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