Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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