And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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