No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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