All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
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She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
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Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
The best walk of shames are on the highway