Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I would fuck him just for his dog
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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