um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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