I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Randomize
