Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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