All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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