The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
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You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
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did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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