I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
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You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
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I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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