The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
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Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
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She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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