the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
We left the knife in your bed.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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