Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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