South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
did i just pee glitter
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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