dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
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He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
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What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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