everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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