Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
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Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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