dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
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apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
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If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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