It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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