Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
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Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
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I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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