I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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