dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
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watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
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My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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