grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
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I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
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He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Omg I joined a choir last night...
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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