I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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