No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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