I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
i believe in u and ur pee
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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