Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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