Pappa wants mamma naked
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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