So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
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Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
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I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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