??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
it's like heaven, but drunker
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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