I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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