i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
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Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
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Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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