ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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