I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
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I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
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I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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