Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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