Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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