I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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