It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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