We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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