It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
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ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
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Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Randomize