i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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