I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
This is the high leading the old right now
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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