He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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